And he gets it off his.Granny in Mobile,
There1 s a bastard aclled Merest or in–Mobile, etc ■ ■.
Who’s th$ greatest. masturbator, forniis’atox .;,
Cunt inflater in Mobile.
Therefs a girl with no ambitions in/Mobile,- etc.
And when she .isn’t: ‘wishen? she. gets it in the kitchen; . -‘-"
From the local obstetrician in Mobile,
Gentlemen of the drinking classes in Mobile,;’ etc, – = –..
When youVve-finished, with your glasses. -: .■,;.’
You can shore . em up your arses in Mobile,
Old King Cole was a merry’old eottl.
He called for his wife.in.the middle ;of the. night ‘.’ . , ‘ " ""’
And he called for his Tiddlers three . ‘ "
Now every fiddler had a very fine fiddle, .
And a very fine fiddle had.he," "’
Oh fiddle like hell, like-hell said the fiddler:,;-‘ v.”.
Mighty men are we.f . .
Thei?eTls’ hone so fair as oan’ comparer with ‘the- boys of the . Varsity,
. And he called for his .drummers.,three ‘" ..[.
Now every drummer had’a fine drum,.
And a very fine drum had. he.
Oh thump it righV up to the stump said the drumrner, ‘
Oh fiddle like hell, like hell said.the fiddler, .
OLD KING CO IE (Cont.)
Oh root tiddly oot tiddly.oot said the flutists,
Oh thump it right up to the stump said the drummer.
Oh fiddle like hell, likehell: said -the fiddler, ,. ■
. .. And he called for his jugglers three.
Now every juggler had a fine ball.
And a very fine .ball had:he.t; , . ;
Oh throw your balls in the air said .the juggler. ‘.;. . . .
. .. And he called for his coalmen three.
Now every coalman had a very fine sack.
And a very fine sack ‘had.-he, ,
Want it in the front or the back .said the ..coalman,- . . . ;;l .>..;’
. .. And he called for his tailors three.
Now every tailor had a very fine needle,
Thread it in ;and out, in and out said the..tailorf: . . „, , .■
. .. And he called for his painters three.
Now every painter had a fine brush,
And a very fine brush had he,
Wop it up and down, up and.down said the-painters,.’ . .
. And he called for his horsemen three,
Now every horseman had a fine horse,
And a very fine horse had he,
Oh ride it up and down. up and down said the horseman, .
<, . . And he called for his axemen three.
Now every axeman had a f ine;’Ј:ke,’
And a very fine axe had he,
h chop it right back to the stump said the axemen, . ‘ ■ .’.
. ■.. And he called for his surgeons three.
Now every surgeon had a fine knife, ‘ . ,.
And a very fine knife had he,
. Gut. it round the knob and make it throb said the surgeons-,’-;,..
. And he called for his. butchers three.
Now every butcher had a fine block,
And a very fine block had he,
Put it on the block and chop it off said”the butchers. .
. And he called for his fishermen three, .
Nov; every fisherman had a fine rod, .
And a very fine rod had he,
Mine is six foot long said the fisherman, .
OLD KING COLE (ContQ.
, .. And he called for"his Huntsmen three . -i’
And a very fine horn had he,
Up with the horn in the morn said the’ huntsmen;, .
. .. And he called for his parsons "three.
Now every parson had a fine’book,
Goodness gracious me said the-parson.
Up with the horn in the morn said the huntsmen.. ,. :
Put is on the block and chop it of: said the butcher,
Cut it round the knob and make it throb said the surgeon, ;
Oh chop it right back to the- stump said’the axemen, ^ .
Oh ride it up and down3 up and down said the horsemen,
Wop it up and down, up and down said the painters,\’ – ;■. " ";
Thread it in and out, in and’ out said the tailors ?-.
Want it in the front or the back saicl the coalman,
Oh throw your balls in the air said the jugglers,- .■ .. .-I . .."
Oh root tiddly oot tiddly oot said the flutists,-;.; -:’"
Oh thump it right up to the stump’ said the drummer.
Oh fiddle like hell, like hell said the fiddler. /
Mighty men are we,
There’s none so fair as can compare with the boys of the fVarsity,
MY BXUE BEDROOM >.
There’s a little red light,
And a turn to the right,
Brings you to my- blue bedroom,
There’s a haggard face on the pillow case.
A form devine, she’s a knockdown whore-:
She’s been had before.
But tonight she’s mine.
My Molly and me, we will, never -be three- ‘.’
We’re too- careful’in my bluer. bedroom .
Here’s to the girl with the turned up nose,
The turned in eyes and the turned down _tq.es.
With the turned up. heat and.the turned, down light, .-
And the hunch T had turned out all right. ..-.;■
THE ALPHABET -SQNG .;..;.
A is for arseholes all covered in’-hai^
33 is the bugger that wished he’were : there.
With a roily polly ?up ’em; :4hd; stuff ’em.
"Heigh Hoi says Antony Roily.. ; ”;.
C is for cunt all dripping with piss "’
D is the drunkard that gave it a kiss.’
E is for:’eunichs with only one ball:
P is the fucker with no balls at all. ; ..",
G is for gonorrhoea, goitre and gout r- . .
H is the harlot that spread it about, ‘"!.
I is injection for. clap, pox and Itch .
J is the jerk of’a:dog.:on a bitch,- -;.-..
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